In the midst of a bipartisan fury, Cruz flew back the next day and released a statement which laid much of the blame on his teenage daughters (“Our girls asked to take a trip with friends. But on Wednesday, while Texas suffered sub-zero temperatures and a spate of related deaths, Cruz was snapped boarding a flight to a sunny tourist resort in Cancún, Mexico. Gasoline supplies are dwindling and carbon monoxide poisonings are rising. For those that don’t know the background: a historic winter storm that started over the weekend has plunged Cruz’s state into chaos, overwhelming the independent energy grid and bursting water pipes.
Sign up for our Weekly Headlines Newsletter.It’s all in a day’s work for the Texas senator, a truly peculiar man who just can’t kick his addiction to public humiliation. Stay on top of San Antonio news and views. You might want to sit out travel advice also. Not so sure you know the rest of this limerick. Ted Cruz criticizes Biden for going to Nantucket for ThanksgivingĬruz fled to the Ritz in Cancun amid a deadly power grid failure, left his dog to freeze, blamed his daughters, incited the insurrectionists, attacked Big Bird, blocked nat’l security nomsīig Turd has no shame- Lindy Li November 16, 2021 Senator, are you in favor of lowering the eligible voting age? I only ask because it now appears that you spend the majority of your time trying to craft zingers for 11 year old boys to laugh and snicker at. In other news, Heidi and Snowball Cruz started a GoFundMe to raise money to send Ted Cruz anywhere but home for Thanksgiving.- Amy Lynn👣❤ November 16, 2021 Bill Prady (Taylor's Version) November 17, 2021Ĭancun Cruz seems to take issue with Biden going to Nantucket for Thanksgiving. 75AHukc0WC- Jo November 16, 2021ĭoes Ted Cruz know what the man from Nantucket limerick is about?īecause he basically tweeted that Joe Biden has big dick energy- 🦃Imani Gandied Yams🦃 November 17, 2021Īnd Cruz followed wherever he led. “Don’t blame me, blame my daughters instead”.
We'll share some of the highlights while you (and the rest of America) ponders just WTF point Cruz was trying to make here. The senator's point? That despite his conservative creds, he's secretly got a potty mouth? That that his scholarship of limericks rivals his alleged knowledge of constitutional law? That Biden's phallus is so long that it drags the ground?īut one thing we do know is that the Twitterverse responded with a fresh coat of shellac for Ol' Ted, who's either a masochist when it comes to this shit or reckons - much like a 4 year old - that even negative attention is attention.Įither way, these things seldom break Cruz's way, and once again folks reminded him - over and over - that he fled to Cancun during February's ice storm while hundreds of his constituents fucking died. Surely you remember that one. (It rhymes "suck it." Get it? Huh-huh-huh.)Īt any rate, Cruz retweeted Biden and attached the first line of the limerick: "There once was a man from Nantucket." And Cruz's mind instantly went to the back-of-the-school-bus limerick about a famous fellow so well endowed that he could orally pleasure himself. See, The Hill's twitter account shared the news that the prez will be enjoying Turkey Day in Nantucket, Mass. This time for trying troll President Joe Biden over his Thanksgiving plans. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, has subjected himself to a fresh round of online mockery. Ted Cruz speaks at a 2021 event in Phoenix, Arizona.įresh from being ridiculed on Saturday Night Live for his fight with Big Bird, U.S.
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